太熱的搞笑短句子(朋友圈天氣熱搞笑)

一，天氣很熱 想找個(gè)人冷戰(zhàn)。

It's hot. Looking for someone to fight.

二，寧可在空調(diào)房里哭 也不在風(fēng)扇下笑。

Would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under a fan.

三，這么熱的天氣 能約出去的都是生死之交。

It is the turn of life and death that can be asked out in such hot weather.

四，從今天開(kāi)始 我不是單身狗了 我是熱狗

Starting today,I'm not a single dog. I'm a hot dog

五，拌個(gè)涼菜得趕緊吃 要不一會(huì)就變成麻辣燙。

If you mix a cold dish,you have to eat it quickly or it will become hot spicy.

六，化了一個(gè)小時(shí)的妝 打開(kāi)門(mén)素顏了。

I've been wearing makeup for an hour. I opened the door.

七，這天那么熱 男朋友跟別人跑了 我都不想追

It's such a hot day. My boyfriend ran off with someone else. I don't even want to chase him

八，很熱嗎？你們不是至死懷念夏天嗎

Is it hot? Don't you miss summer to death

九，拉shi兩分鐘，擦汗兩小時(shí)

Pull the shi for two minutes and wipe the sweat for two hours

十，夏天的風(fēng)我永遠(yuǎn)記得清清楚楚的說(shuō)要熱死我.

I always remember the summer wind clearly saying it was going to heat me up.

十一，我們不認(rèn)識(shí)沒(méi)關(guān)系 這天這么熱 過(guò)小會(huì)兒我們就熟了.

We don't know each other. It's okay. It's so hot. We'll know each other in a little while.

十二，天氣好熱 感覺(jué)自己像烤盤(pán)上行走的滋滋的肥肉.

It's so hot. I feel like fat walking on a baking sheet.

十三，天要再這么熱下去 我冰淇淋的身份都快被曝光了.

If it gets this hot again,my ice cream identity is about to be exposed.

十四，請(qǐng)問(wèn)有霸道總裁嗎 聽(tīng)說(shuō)那玩意會(huì)自動(dòng)降低周?chē)臏囟?

Excuse me,is there an overbearing president? I heard that thing will automatically lower the surrounding temperature.

十五，又到了頭頂煎雞蛋的季節(jié)了

It's time to fry eggs overhead again

十七，打敗我的不是天真 是天真熱.

It wasn't the innocence that beat me. It was the heat.

十八，快讓你男朋友發(fā)誓愛(ài)你一輩子吧，這天真的實(shí)在是太熱了

Make your boyfriend swear to love you forever,it's really too hot

十九，在嗎 我是女?huà)z 我要熱死了 現(xiàn)在給我買(mǎi)個(gè)雪糕 我給你捏個(gè)對(duì)象

Are you there? I'm Nuwa. I'm dying of heat. Now buy me an ice cream. I'll make you an object

二十，“徒兒，前面是火焰山嗎？”“不是，前面是廣東”

"disciple,is there a mountain of fire ahead? ” "No,the front is Guangdong

二十一，夏天的我，在沒(méi)有空調(diào) 風(fēng)扇的情況下，熱的會(huì)暴走

Summer me,in the absence of air-conditioning fans,the heat will run away

二十二，天天洗頭，洗頭用熱水又熱，用冷水頭疼，燥死了

Wash your hair every day,wash your hair with hot water and hot,have a headache with cold water,and dry to death

二十三，又到了上個(gè)廁所都汗流浹背的季節(jié)了

It's time to go to the bathroom and sweat again