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一位婦女來(lái)到我們銀行想兌換一張支票,但她在我們這兒沒(méi)建立帳戶。
當(dāng)我問(wèn)她要證明材料時(shí),她把社會(huì)保險(xiǎn)卡、圖書(shū)卡拿給我看。
我告訴她我們要看她的駕駛證,她說(shuō)她沒(méi)有。
“難道你就沒(méi)帶照片的東西嗎?”
噢,有啊,”她邊說(shuō)邊從錢(qián)包里拿出一張合家照。
“站在后排的那個(gè)就是我?!?/p>
A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn't have an account with
When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards,her Social Security card and a library
I told her we needed a driver's license,but she didri t have
"Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I
"Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her
"That's me in the back "
An old woman had a The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the She began to hit the The cat said, "Do not hit your old I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were "
一位老婦有只貓,這只貓很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了東西,因?yàn)樗昙o(jì)太大了。一天,老貓發(fā)現(xiàn)一只老鼠,它跳過(guò)去抓這只老鼠,然而,它咬不住這只老鼠。因此,老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了,因?yàn)槔县堃Р涣怂?/p>
于是,老婦很生氣,因?yàn)槔县垱](méi)有把老鼠咬死。她開(kāi)始打這只貓,貓說(shuō):“不要打你的老仆人,我已經(jīng)為你服務(wù)了很多年,而且還愿意為你效勞,但是,我實(shí)在太老了,對(duì)年紀(jì)大的不要這么無(wú)情,要記住老年人在年青時(shí)所做過(guò)的有益的事情?!?/p>
Donny is a seven year old He goes to school every The school is near his he goes there on foot and comes back home on But today, he is mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmaster’s office?”Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I ”“It’s good to answer the teacher’s ” “But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’”
誰(shuí)把墨水倒在我椅子了? 唐尼是個(gè)7歲孩子,每天他都上學(xué)。學(xué)校在他的家附近。因?yàn)?,他不行去上學(xué)并按時(shí)回家。但是今天他回來(lái)遲了。他的母親問(wèn)他:“你為什么去校長(zhǎng)的辦公室?”“ 因?yàn)槔蠋熢谏险n時(shí)老師問(wèn)我們一個(gè)問(wèn)題,沒(méi)有人能回答他,而我能?!薄?回答老師的問(wèn)題是好事。”“ 但那個(gè)問(wèn)題 ‘誰(shuí)把墨水倒在我的椅子上了?’
【微語(yǔ)】痛苦啊,往往是人走向成熟的最好課程。是的,許多原來(lái)含糊不清的東西,今夜他似乎豁然開(kāi)朗!